Revenge bedtime procrastination

Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.

Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.

You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.

by Mmmmmmmmtoes December 27, 2021

procrastibate

wasting time playing wit yourself

I procrastibate until that paper is due that's why i fail.

by ihpo March 22, 2010

procraste

A particularly lazy form of procrastination, when you can't even be bothered to say the whole word.

"I think I will pro...crast...e"
"What?"
"Umm, procraste?"

by Friend of Kamal February 17, 2009

Procrasturbation

Putting off an important task until later, so you can masturbate.

My research paper isn't done, because I clicked a link that took me to a page full of big titties, and I spent the next two hours procrasturbating.

My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.

by oogie woogie boo October 12, 2009

Procrastinate

Procrastination is when you- you know what? I'll tell you later.

See "Procrastinate"

by Jakepqtt October 28, 2011

neuro-proctologist

A medical professional that helps people get their head out of their arse.

That Stephen Harper/Republican party/NRA sure could use a neuro-proctologist.

by doctorwhat January 25, 2013

Procrastineating

Procrastinating through the act of consuming edible materials such as the Snack or Quick Bite.

'The essay was too terrible to face, so she resorted to procrastineating.

by Kyasarin January 3, 2009