When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.
In the men's room at work -
Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row
Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.
Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row
Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.
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Get the Pooping presidential mug.1. To have sexual relations with a girl barely over the legal age of consent (usually 16), to which your friends will never let you live down
"Hey you see that girl over there with the braces? i might try and get with her tonight"
"Dude you dont want to be pulling a president man"
"Dude you dont want to be pulling a president man"
by Icky-Icky-Icky March 21, 2010
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A fun school game usually played at break time (recess). The game was that you and a bunch of friends were split into two teams, one being the the security squad and the others being the people trying to capture the president. One person was randomly picked to be the president and the security squad had to escort the president from location A to location B whist ensuring the capturers weren't able to get the president and take him to a different location. Any and all physical violence is permitted to protect or capture the president.
Security Squad: Follow us mr president, make sure the president doesn't get captured and taken to the football pitch.
Capturers: We gotta take out the security squad all at the same time and take the president to the football pitch.
Protect the president : A game for lunch time or break.
Capturers: We gotta take out the security squad all at the same time and take the president to the football pitch.
Protect the president : A game for lunch time or break.
by Vinster_BulletClub4Life_ March 12, 2017
Get the protect the president mug.Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
Get the pince-nez president poser mug.A term used to refer to the leader of Taiwan Area without implying that Republic of China is a legitimate sovereign entity.
In the leadership elections in the Taiwan Area, Tsai Ing-wen was chosen to serve as the so-called President of the Republic of China
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Get the Fucking Japan president mug.Jeongyeon.for.president is a kpop stan that enjoys music from LOONA,BLACKPINK,TWICE,BTS and more. He loves his fans too.
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