Captain Pisser

A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in

Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"

by drummerjg June 9, 2012

Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.

Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.

by sudo chop February 9, 2013

So-pissed-icated

Adjective describing mainly females dressed in posh frocks and heels who teeter around when inebriated acting in anything but a sophisticated manner, despite their apparel.

The girls in ball gowns and high heels were smoking and using lewd language outside the pub and burst out laughing when one of them overbalanced and landed on the pavement, legs in the air in a so-pissed-icated manner

by Chrism June 7, 2013

Hipster Pissed

When you discover something new, usually a song or band, then all of a sudden the whole world knows about it and you get upset because it was your original find.

You find a song on YouTube, for example "I Love It" by Icona Pop, then you tell your friend to look it up because it's fucking awesome. A week later this song that you're proud of finding and you think no one else knows about is one the radio and everyone is singing it. You are now hipster pissed!

by Roxanne Roth Walker August 26, 2013

pragma-pissed

the state of being able to do something more efficiently and practically while intoxicated

i was gonna go to the movies, but being the pragma-pissed that i am, decided to get hammered at home and watch tv instead

by rishierish October 7, 2013

tramp pissed

To be shit faced drunk to a degree that is usually reserved for the homeless community.

This is traditionally done on the cheapest nastiest alcoholic beverage available at any given time.

Guy 1: dude I've had such a shit day, wanna grab a few beers

Guy 2: I'm broke man, let's go the the off license, get some cheap shit and get tramp pissed

by w3z010 May 11, 2014

Fizzy Pisser

(v.) To go for a drink, preferably carbonated, on a hot day.

1: Alright mate, I'm going to go out for a fizzy pisser down by the beach
2: Sounds good, need me to bring some soda?

by Snecksy April 13, 2017