Jean-Luc Picard

Second Best Captain ,loved by the newbies
can't fight ,see Picard Maneuver
pc correct (aaaaaaaagh)
respects women(fag)
never goes on away missions
drinks tea
made less movies

Catain Jean-Luc Picard will always be Captain Kirk's bitch

by James T Kirk June 11, 2006

Picasa

This is how dorks spell "Picasso".

Google announced it acquired Picasa.

by TObject July 20, 2004

picard

One who may claim they are from the boonies and fucks there cousin often seen bumming cigs off of there mother while calling there sister a cunt in public. Thell most likely have a 12 year old in there passengerseat on there way to defend themselves in court

Ex:1 Dude you had like 3 beers and now your acting like a Picard

Ex:2 bro it's not insest if there youse second cousin

by Alleghenyasshole June 18, 2019

do a picasso

What happens when you have sex with a hot girl (or sometimes sea manatee) that has a human face full of fucked up proportions.

Person 1: "I'm a little out of my game, I'm thinking I'm going to do a picasso"
Person 2: "Do Cindy, her face is a little fucked up, but her body is a 10!"

by tcka18 September 15, 2015

The Package

Contains two parts, Package A & Package B, consisting of two girls, Amber Howard and Brittany Gregory, who are the most fucking awesome chicks in the world.

Damn, I want me some of The Package...

I wish I was a part of The Package...

by Amber and Brittany July 16, 2008

mackage package

also see boy bands.

busted

by curved shit September 12, 2003

ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand

after a jenkin drop'n'pop, taking your handful of semen, and picking up a piece of poop in the other hand, then with both hands behind your back, approaching someone and telling them to pick a hand. Placing the chosen item in his/her hand, and slapping them in the face with the other. Not to be performed on friends.

A man was murdered this weekend after performing a ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand.

by James Delaware November 11, 2010