penguin

penguin babies are cute-ass fluffy things that eat adult penguin puke. Love them!

Note: this definition is on crack

Him: a look, did you know penguins eats their mama's puke when they're a baby?

Her: No, I didn't. What a suprise. Let's try that one day.

by Kerry (the Kiwi) December 11, 2006

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penguin

A person who thinks in black and white terms and won't associate with people outside of his group.

Billy is such a penguin because he avoids people who don't share his values.

by MS31 October 13, 2007

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Jesus Penguin

1) An act of a penguin being Jesus like, or having mystical power.

2) Ninjas arch nemesis is Jesus Penguin. Jesus Penguin have yet been defeated by Ninjas.

Look at that Jesus Penguin tap dancing on water!

by gallia December 13, 2008

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Penguinism

The description of something or someone being penguin-like.

1. Dude, this guy walks like a penguin.

2. Kyle: It's fucking freezing out here! Aren't you even cold?

Jer: It's okay, I'm like a penguin, I'm used to this sort of thing.

3. Claire, I think I'm going to write a book. It'll be the "Book of Penguinisms". Everything penguin, from the cute birds themselves, to the quirks about the people we hang around with.

by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009

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Penguidillo

Half Penguin, half Armadillo. The Penguidillo can swim but also has a hard outer shell. possibly the most secure animal ever to "exist".

The hybrid is rumored to have been genetically developed by the Greenland government to spy on the Icelandic neighbors in the 50's. Now has a natural habitat located at the end of the garden of 12 Drake street, Haslemere.

Is it a Penguin? Is it a Armadillo? NO. It's a Penguidillo!

by Peter Hadden December 14, 2008

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