Bombshell patrolman

There is no such thang. CATFISH!

"I'm a bombshell patrolman, I live in Africa."

by AshRid321 March 12, 2019

Troll patrol

When you go out to fuck with homeless people

Let’s get that fucking troll

We the troll patrol

by Sodding wanker April 13, 2019

sad patrol

A sad react for a personal issue, loss or failing.

Taken from a mishearing of Metallica's "Sad But True"

"Fuck, I just broke my controller"
"You know it's Sad Patrol"

by TheNewSam May 26, 2019

Doom Patrol

A show that is ruined by all the PC bullshit, for example, Jane sometimes being a feminazi fuckwad.

Random Guy 1: Hey, have you watched Doom Patrol?
Random Guy 2: Oh, you mean that PC, Feminist, LGBTQ shit show that represents everything wrong with today's society?

Random Guy 1: Yeah...

by ™One June 1, 2019

Vruj Pattel

A short skinny boy of Indian Descent who spends his time cooking and slaying children

Vruj Pattel really showed no mercy when he conquered the country of Haiti

by yaboidanigga June 29, 2019

Nonce Patrol

Harry Rusk

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol

by Mark Iglikowski August 10, 2019

Dillankumar Patellian Faggotry

The most retarded motherfucker known to mankind. This maggot loves eating curry(chicken tikki masala) and loves having sex with itself. It loves punching the most randomest thing.

Mich: oh it's Dillankumar Patellian Faggotry... let's head back..

by PIALHPAPHI September 15, 2019