ex-post retracto 

The term for when you leave a response to someone's post, then they take down the post.

My brilliant response to their Facebook status update was ex-post retractoed when they deleted their status.

ex-post retracto by Dr John April 1, 2010

Monkey Positive 

Monkey positive means that your arm span is greather than your height.

That guy with the long arms, he must be monkey positive.

Monkey Positive by JossyF March 17, 2011

Warship Pose 

The art of the cellphone selfie whilst trying to look as muscular as possible.

Step 1: Ball one hand in a fist or cellphone-holding position, this is your leading hand.
Step 2: With your second hand, clutch at or near the leading arm's wrist, this is your support hand.
Step 3: Simultaneously crane your neck and shoulders forward while tensing your traps.

"He did the pose. He did the Warship Pose. The Warship Pose. It was a graveyard smash."

Warship Pose by Dennis Richter November 9, 2012

Infinite Possibility Situation 

Or IPS for short;
is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.

Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.

Dr.Octazooka spent the last 3 years studying Infinite Possibility Situation and wound up driving himself insane.

Infinite Possibility Situation by eazybrowniemix May 9, 2013

gay pose 

When gay dudes take a selfie with one of their elbows raised over their head with the corresponding hand touching the back of their head. Shirt is optional.

The best way to identify any gay man is if he has any selfie doing the gay pose- raising one bent at the elbow arm over his head, with the hand behind his head.

gay pose by frogdog123 October 28, 2013

Piss Posturing 

Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.

The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."

She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.

Piss Posturing by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017

Parker Posey 

From the characters that the American actress Parker Posey portrays on the screen. A person exhibiting the character traits af an asshole and/or being a cunt.

"That bitch is such a Parker Posey" and "Stop being such a Parker Posey, this is why people don't like you."

Parker Posey by Guilty1 June 7, 2018