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sandollar nipples

extremly large nipples which cover almost the entire boob, that seems to resemble a sandollar.
Woah that chick has sandollar nipples!
by jaqi January 27, 2006
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so's your nipples

The only real comeback to a so's your face. Makes just about as much sense, but it's a triple threat - it's offensive, confusing, and it draws attention to the stupidity of the phrase "so's your face".

When used, your opponent will be utterly confused. They will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt "What?"

At this point all you must do to finish now is go "Yeah! What now?" and walk off with a slight swagger. You win.

This works just about 100% of the time. I'm serious, try it.
Person 1: Alright, that's it. You're an unbelievable douche.
Person 2: Well, so's your face!
Person 1: Well, so's your nipples!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: What now, punk?

Person 1: Will you shut up? Santa does not exist.
Person 2: Your face should shut up!
Person 1: Your nipples should shut up!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, that's what I thought!

(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so's your face in)
by SomeWhiteNoise December 12, 2010
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firm nipples

Hard nipples that feel good when you stroke them.
Damn, bitch! I love stroking your firm nipples. They feel so good.
by J Mit April 20, 2005
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nippubes

The pubic looking hair around the area of the nipple. Mildly attractive on brown and blonde haired men. Disgusting on any red-haired creature or woman.
Tyrique's nippubes are the the perfect length for sucking: 3/4 of an inch!
by some little fucker January 19, 2011
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nippley

adj. Chilly; cold enough to make the nipples stand at attention.
Person 1: Hello, Ms. Anderson-Lee. It's a bit nippley out today, isn't it?
Pam: Huh? It's 80 degrees...
by The Grammar Nazi November 15, 2001
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Nipigon Nylons

A term referring to the layering of socks to keep one's feet warm during cold outdoor excursions. Usually the last layer is a pair of polyester/wool blend work socks ("Nipigon Nylons")which both genders tend to wear during the winter season in Northern Ontario, Canada when enjoying outdoor recreation or performing work. Usually combined with insulated water-resistant boots.

Nipigon is a small town in Northwestern Ontario, approximately 110 km east of Thunder Bay, Ontario Canada.
"It's gonna get down to -40 eh, better put on your Nipigon Nylons eh"
by Chocolate Wayne October 6, 2007
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nipomo

living in nipomo
by nipomo1 October 23, 2011
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