Wompus Noodle

A Wompus Noodle

(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)

is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.

A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.

by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018

Smack Noodle

The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!

3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!

by Silly bittch May 30, 2017

noodle window

Noodle window (noun)

: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans

Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?

by wonfuji March 8, 2014

pimp noodle

To back hand someone soft and slow, wiping the back of your hand on their face

1)OMG!! Johny just Pimp noodled me!!
2)I'm totally going to Pimp noodle you if you don't shut up

by Breasttaco May 14, 2014

noodle sipper

The biggest idiot there is .

Some kid- "Dude , someone stole my bike wheel ."
Me- "That person is a fucking noodle sipper ."

by Nanersification December 17, 2011

Noodle Time

When it’s time for noodles

“Hey do you want some of these noodles I just made?”
“Yes of course! It is noodle time, after all!”

by LordScrungoBepis July 12, 2019

Noodle Hunter

A person who dates and beds exclusively people of Asian descent or with distinctly Asian features.

Thomas Jefferson: "Benjamin Franklin dates only Asian women."
John Quincy Adams: "Oh, so he's a noodle hunter."

by Ambrose Pierce May 14, 2008