moist tone

A song or piece of music thought by its creator to be the archetypal romance tool, ergo, making its female listeners' vaginas wet. Similar to the infamous 'brown tone' but causing different, and usually less stinky, human secretions, the 'moist tone' is a myth conjured in the dillusional brain of poor, talentless musicians, in the vein of emo-rockers or boybands, overcompensating for their small phallus and/or lack of true sexual prowess. Also known as a 'songma'or 'smegma tone.'

Wow, Josh must think that his new hit, 'You Raise Me Up' is going to be the ultimate moist tone when it gets played on Soft Rock 91.78 FM.

by [e-mail] July 22, 2008

Moist

A slang term for homosexual male. "Moist" is a reference to when gay men moisten or lubricate their buttholes so it's easier for it to accept man meat.

Moist Nigga: Is it still gay if I (very gay thing) but say "no homo afterwards"?

OG Nigga: What the..? Aye dog you sound hella moist right now

Moist Nigga: I'm just playing daddy ;)

OG Nigga: Dude...

by Husky Brown April 19, 2017

Moist parakeet

When a women is laying on her back sqauking like a parakeet and squirting on the male genitals.

Oh boy that girl Gabby sure was wild she was a moist parakeet.

by Cooperator November 9, 2018

Marvin Mobsters

Marvin Mobsters

Crew in Staten Island, NY...

Gomd...

Gods of Mass Destruction...

MCB...
Marisa Circle Boys

Marvin Mobsters...

Marvin Mobsters...

by blthrskt October 18, 2009

the moist towelette

A very new, trending action common among teen boys in terms of masturbating. The moist towelette is where one takes a medium size towel and fold it in half long ways. Take a medical practitioner's latex glove and coat the inside of the glove with the lotion of your choice. Take the glove and have the hole hanging out one side of the towel. Roll the towel up around the glove tightly and ensure the hole remains outside outside of the towel. Then use it to masturbate as if it was a pocket pussy. This technique was created by Lance Ward.

Bobby: Hey Lance

Lance: Yo I just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.

Bobby: What???

Lance: The moist towelette......

by WordGod99 January 2, 2015

moist

to be so horny that your dick squirts every time you move or when your very hard and a girl touches your stick

when sara asked me if i wanted head i got moist

by kk November 8, 2002

moist niblo

the art of exciting an animal to a point of sexual pleasure, by talking to the animal about what you are proposing to do with your knee.

liam: thats the last time i trust you with benjy, when i got him back he drenched the sofa.
tom: im sorry liam, i just couldnt help it.

by el pap December 14, 2003