Monteo

a guy thats always 6 inches

Dude 1: yo that chick couldn't walk right today
Dude 2: must've been Monteo

by BIGROD696969 May 30, 2019

Monkeism

A religion in which a human rejects humanity and embraces monke

Monkeism will help cure silly human of industrial revolution

by Master humbinder November 8, 2020

Monkey’d

Outplaying someone to the point they seem as dumb and primitive as a monkey. (monkied can be used as well for plural)

Ruffee monkey’d on the final opponent with a no scope.

Dewlap monkied on the other team when he killed all 3 with his last 3 shots.

by ItsRuffee February 8, 2021

clit monger

A monger of clits, ie. a pimp.
someone who sells and buys women on the prostitution market.

Also, a type of swear word used in a friendly and joking fashion to friends

can also be called 'clit vendor' or 'clit salesman'

"Get outta hee, you fuckin' clit monger!"

by Bozman August 11, 2006

Complete monster

A villain that is the of the worst of the worst and sinks to the lowest of the lows..

Sosuke Aizen from Bleach is a complete monster, he does some truly vile things to Ichigo, his friends and even his own followers.

by L2J July 20, 2012

Turkey Monday

The second Monday after the fourth Thursday in November, a day on which God-fearing Americans cook and consume large quantities of turkey.

Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."

Dude, why are you buying two frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving?

Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.

by Several Credible Sources December 9, 2013

Llama Montana

When you are so drunk you start slurring your words like Tony Montana. If he were a Llama.

I'm LLama Montana hijo de puta mierda I kill you!
Oh wow - he really went full Llama Montana yesterday...

by llamamontana May 8, 2018