A point in time where someone says something so outrageously stupid that you have to stop, do a double-blink (*blinkblink*) and clear your poor little confused mind before you can respond. Often accompanied by a look around to be sure you are not on a hidden camera show.
"When Mel told me he was sure that the Jews had faked the Holocaust, I had a total double-blink moment."
by thecheckoutgirl January 10, 2009
Get the double-blink moment mug.Guido Moment - A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational white guy. To Put it plainly, they act like guidos. Guido Moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve into stand downs, fake threats, and the ever popular rolling up the sleeves to show off how their "guns". usually this is brought on by roid rage. Guido moments are the third largest killer behind tanning booth accidents and watching Godfather 3.
An exmaple of a Guido moment can be brought on scuffing a shoe. Usually the shoe is bought at Banana Republic or Hollister. Since the price of the shoe is so high, the average white dude ends up going crazy and seeking out the guy who scuffed it. This creates a Guido moment.
An exmaple of a Guido moment can be brought on scuffing a shoe. Usually the shoe is bought at Banana Republic or Hollister. Since the price of the shoe is so high, the average white dude ends up going crazy and seeking out the guy who scuffed it. This creates a Guido moment.
by get me out of jersey February 13, 2008
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A defining point in time in which a person comes to some sort of revelation or truth about themselves.
by Krakatoa March 23, 2006
Get the Oprah Moment mug.The moment when you realize you have said or done something that is a horrific faux pas, as in when you hit REPLY-ALL instead of just REPLY and accidentally send the snarky comment you were going to make ABOUT your boss TO your boss instead.
"OMG, I just sent my fiance's insane ex-girlfriend an invitation to our wedding!"
"Oh honey, it's your first Reply-All Moment. I'm so proud!"
"Oh honey, it's your first Reply-All Moment. I'm so proud!"
by Sekimori November 17, 2007
Get the Reply-All Moment mug.A moment when a white woman plays in to identity politics and/or focuses on being overly woke instead of actually worry about an issue.
White Woman: "Yes, I believe that all women are great and black women should be elevated above all (especially white men)"
Normal People: Damn. That's a big white woman moment.
Normal People: Damn. That's a big white woman moment.
by bigboichonk January 16, 2021
Get the white woman moment mug.Otherwise known as 'now'. This is the worst current example of over fancy pontificating verbage and is used whenever the use of the single simple word 'NOW' would suffice. Why do they use 5 words when one will do?
At this moment in time, it's Wednesday.
The project may be finished by tomorrow, but at this moment in time I can't see it being completed till next month.
The project may be finished by tomorrow, but at this moment in time I can't see it being completed till next month.
by Humphrey Walwyn June 20, 2008
Get the at this moment in time mug.A moment when you realize you're doing something that's very monkey-like, to the extent that it makes you also realize that you're probably not much more evolved than a monkey.
by triskalguilo February 19, 2009
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