mini tard

a young turdler residing in the greater boston area.

hey mini tard you suck.

by bigtard April 2, 2012

Chicken mini

A midget who works at chick fil a

I saw chicken mini today at chick fil a

by Saucedad69420999 May 13, 2023

mini tof

a person who eats a lot and is Tons Of Fun, but very skinny.

Erica is a mini tof compared to the real tof.

by p0odz April 27, 2007

mini couch fucker

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.

Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!

by Burritowang May 14, 2016

Pelon Mini

A small counterpart of the soft Mexican candy that you dispense out of multiple holes, making noodle like strands of it. The candy comes in 3 flavors: Original Tamarindo, Chamoy, And Mango.

Person 1: Bro want some Pelon Minis?
Person 2: Yeah sure.

by THEPROMEDIC May 9, 2018

Mini Max

Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.

Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”

by TheManThing November 22, 2017

mini bike

A very simple miniature motorcycle, consisting of a frame, small wheels, handlebars, a centrifugal clutch or torque converter and a small engine usually under 250cc. not to be confused with pit bikes and pocket bikes. but those terms are used interchangeably. is fun for everyone . prone to doing wheelies and usually goes anywhere from 15-40 mph. upgrade are cheap. you can have something that can beat cars in a drag race for under 1,000$ each one is unuque and you can customize it to your style and liking.

"woah did you just see that mini bike" "got me a stage kit for mi predator 212. she got 10 hole horses now"

by Adam504 March 27, 2020