Microbitch

AdjetiveA term for a Microsoft fan boy. It has also often been used to describe someone who owns a Xbox360.

You got a Xbox360 your such a microbitch.

by Blakeasy4shizzi April 22, 2007

microwave nasty

any kind of disgusting freezer food that can be tossed into the microwave and made in 10 minutes or less. usually made while drunk or high. great for the munchies. convenience is key.

guy1: uuhh god! im so damn hungry
guy2: totally dude
guy2: is mcnasty still open???
guy1: shit! its 4 A.M. no way its open..and im too stoned to drive
guy2: !!!i know!!! find some microwave nasty! hell yea!
guy1: yea baby! hot pockets! i hope these don't give me diareah...

by jneill July 16, 2007

Microsoft Tax

The portion of the cost of a new computer that goes towards the Microsoft Windows license typically attached to it. Typically used derogatively in the free software community, which consists of people who would rather have no operating system supplied with their new PC. Due to the tactics of Microsoft towards computer manufacturers, this is rarely possible, unless the computer is a Macintosh.

Guy: I want a new PC to run Ubuntu, and I'd rather not pay the Microsoft Tax, but I don't have the time or know-how to put together a PC from scratch.
Other Guy: That sucks. Microsoft should stop being such greedy pigs.
Guy: I know!

by Dave J. H. April 14, 2008

mexican micrometer

Synonym for adjustable wrench.

"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."

by K M August 4, 2004

microfuck

A more suitable name for the company most widely known as Microsoft.

God damnit, microfuck just puked and froze everything. Now it's puking it's shit all over my desktop.

by j00dei-san sushi September 30, 2004

Microsoft Credge

Slang term for the new Chromium version of their failed Microsoft Edge browser.

Does that mean Microsoft Credge will get the crappy scrolling and touch input of Chrome?

by VinDSL March 23, 2019

macromate

To make yourslef an item of clothing. To sew pieces of clothing together. The art of being awesome with clothes. To make your own clothes out of older ones. First used in the forty year old virgin. It comes from the nordic word scrupulate meaning combination.

Bruno macromated himself a pair of jean shorts. The rr likes to macromate stuff.

by the red rockets bffl December 13, 2009