Italian Massage

A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.

"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"

by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025

bothwel massage

when an old woman rides someone’s dick on the public bus and let’s the man cum inside her uterus. when they are done the act of reproducing he shoves her walking stick into her vagina and rubs her hearing aid onto her flit xx

i got a bothwel massage last night it was so itchy

by Dhdhdhdgshd July 30, 2025

Mogadishu Massage

Getting shot with a high powered rifle into your back and our your heart

Joe hasn't come back home from Mogadishu since he received a Mogadishu massage

by cosmicgarbage August 18, 2025

Testicle Massage

A technique performed on the testiculi to relieve fatigue in the balls. It provides a feeling of relief for many adult males. This is also an action males perform when they get fidgety. Never shake hands with a ball massager!

I just gave myself a testicle massage, now I am ready to conquer the day!

by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025

Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage

This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.

Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"

by pilpips June 17, 2016

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

African head massage

When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times

Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2

by Fireguy47 October 3, 2018