Master Douche

A jerk who has mastered the art of being an asshole

The CBS executive who fired Charlie Sheen is a Master Douche. Master Douche's are NOT winners!

by Makiavelli March 30, 2011

Master Chief

The most amazing soldier in all of history. As a Spartan II, he was trained to be the best soldier ever. He has saved thousands of galaxies and planets, and is definitely better than Spartacus, pie, the muffin man, and cute puppies. Do not anger his epicness.

Master Chief: Hey ladies, I just got back from saving the universe.

Ladies: OMFG!!!!! SIGN OUR BODIES IN PERMANENT MARKER!!!!!!!!

by The God of Halo 4 December 27, 2012

Oodee Master

n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.

Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.

by D'emon March 20, 2003

pipe master tony

Pipe master tony is a person who sucks dick for crack money. He is also known for his very dry chaped lips and crusty ass hands. Pipe master is also known to carry all types of disease and is very loud. Pipe meaning both crack pipe and penis.

Yo is that pipe master tony
Yeah it is, don't let him near your pipe

by Michael dobson December 24, 2007

Bass Master

A female who will constantly put herself down or be over-modest to fish and shimmy for a compliment out of a male counterpart.

DEBBIE: This shirt makes me look ugly, I can't believe i wore this to the movies...
MIKE: 'The Dark Knight' was really good.
DEBBIE: I wish i didn't look so ugly right now...
MIKE: Oh.
DEBBIE: ..you think I'm ugly right now?
MIKE: No. I told you that you looked good three times already, stop being such a damn Bass Master you cunt!
*Mike smacks Debbie*

by Jonnie C. August 18, 2008

Bucket Master

A woman with a pussy so big that every time she sits down the whole chair dissapears up her chuff never to be seen again. It is said thats whats happened to the titanic as a 1000 men went down on her.

Ive just lost my mini has the bucket master been about!!

by spunk chops March 2, 2009

Dong Master Flex

Someone who can intensly flex their dong masterfully.

Hey Zakk your a Dong Master Flex, that thing is redic!

by DongMasterFlex December 22, 2008