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steez master

- one who possesses and masters the characteristics of steez and all of its components

- a skier who holds their poles straight out beside them with no regard for other skiers or boarders around them
Oh snap. . . here comes the steez master. I better get out of his way.

Look at the way that skier holds his poles. He's clearly the steez master.
by datBIGdawg317 January 2, 2010
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master bung blaster

Sensei of all ass pounding, fudge-packing, stromboli boys. Known to lurk in the shadows of elementary bathrooms awaiting tender bungs. A.K.A. Walter "Marvin".
Hey Timmy, I wouldn't go in there. MB squared is on the prowl.
by The Old Man (Slurth) April 21, 2005
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Master Funnery Sausage

E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.
Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.
by MLCpl August 6, 2010
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Master Douche

A jerk who has mastered the art of being an asshole
The CBS executive who fired Charlie Sheen is a Master Douche. Master Douche's are NOT winners!
by Makiavelli March 30, 2011
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Master Chief

The most amazing soldier in all of history. As a Spartan II, he was trained to be the best soldier ever. He has saved thousands of galaxies and planets, and is definitely better than Spartacus, pie, the muffin man, and cute puppies. Do not anger his epicness.
Master Chief: Hey ladies, I just got back from saving the universe.

Ladies: OMFG!!!!! SIGN OUR BODIES IN PERMANENT MARKER!!!!!!!!
by The God of Halo 4 December 27, 2012
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Oodee Master

n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.
Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.
by D'emon March 20, 2003
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smoke masta dank

legendary new orleans rapper.
1979-2005

He has a posse.
put on that sun valley deth trap and listen to smoke masta dank.
by urinehat January 5, 2007
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