Whore Mongerer

One who mongers whores, a pimp.

Joesph Stalin is Not a whore mongerer.

by Sir Mike Williams July 23, 2008

cunt monster

someone who pounds a chick's pussy without any show of mercy

"Larry is such a fucking cunt monster!!"

by Chase Manley June 12, 2006

myspace monster

One who is highly addicted to the social networking website, Myspace (www.myspace.com). Examples of addiction can range from an obsessive love of My Chemical Romance to a full blown series of Myspace stakeouts, which may last long through the night. In order to combat this addiction, an intervention may be necessary, in which close friends or family members may group together to voice their concerns. If conversion is still unsuccessful, a silver bullet through the monster's profile is in order. Be forewarned, the monster may transform and try to reclaim its profile through a series of beatings.

Kara Walsh is a myspace monster; she checks her profile almost every hour, neglecting friends, family and food.

by Concerned Mother Of Five November 15, 2006

Horny Monster

One who is extremely horny and will do just about anything to hook up with someone

Emily: Daaaaamn look at her...she's such a horny monster!
Matt: Agreed.

by Matt Brune April 21, 2008

cock monger

one who incredibley desires a dick insertion of either their coot bag or their corn bomber

wow that slizzo janey is such a cock monger

by Frank Mcdank December 1, 2006

loch ness monster

An ugly woman (coined by groundskeeper Willie)

Ach! Back to the loch with YOU nessie!

by Omgwtfbbq October 10, 2004

pumpkin monster

Uppity asshole/bitch who tans excessively and is always orange.

Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.

by JOHN February 10, 2004