mcdonalds 

Why the hell are you looking this up? Do you live in Antarctica? I bet they even have this shit there...

Holy shit McDonalds is everywhere!

mcdonalds by Will.Z September 3, 2007

McDonalds 

A place that is getting sued cuz people ate thier and got fat and blamed McDonalds for getting fat. But really they r only suing cuz they want money to buy even more Mcdonalds food to get even more fat off of!!

McDonalds-Get Fat,then get Get Money

McDonalds by AhSley January 24, 2004

McDonalds fan club 

1) A fan club for fat people who go to mcdonalds, have large saggy male breast, are greasy, are unfitt, cant climb more than one flight of stairs and overall are fat greasy people.

2) a joke invented by a high school student

3) a fan club for anyone who makes vommiting sound when working out on The Biggest Loser USA

1) obeseguy: "McDonalds fan club, hot damn sign me up".

2) kid1: hey this is gonna sound weird but just hear me out, ok?

kid2: ok, fire away

kid1: well imagine this mcdonalds commercial where a fat guy walks into mcdonalds and barges to the front of the que and shouts "GIVE ME A CHEESE BURGER", and then eats the acne ridden teenager working the cashregister.

kid2:.....you know, you should be on tv.

McDonalds fan club by The hidden N August 24, 2010

McDonalds 

The only restaurant available in hell.

I decided to eat my own crap over the food at hell's McDonalds, since that's what they give you anyway.

McDonalds by BananaMilkshake January 21, 2009

McDonalds 

Masturbation (usually male)

Hey, what took you so long?
I stopped for some McDonalds

McDonalds by jmtas May 19, 2006

McDonalds meat prosesing 

When you are tiping cows then smoke a coco puff. then the cow says that you are gay. then it attacks you. So you piss on it the light it on fire and run it over with a semitruck that has chain saws attached to the front.

McDonalds meat prosesing Sucks.

McDonalds meat prosesing by Dain666699999000true March 10, 2009

McDinalds 

The McDonalds brothers always had the idea of starting a business in fast food, but before they made their burgers and nuggets avaliable to the public, they traveled back in time by using a modified DeLorean implemented with a flux capacitor capable of time travel when it's current speed hits 88 mph. They went back to the second before they came up with the name "McDonalds" and killed the McDonald's brothers, thus creating a rip in their dimension, and throwing themselves into an alternate reality where they are recognized as the McDinald brothers. This was my time line. I am one of the brothers' uncles, Uncle Dolan McDinald. I coached my boys and the McDinald's restaurant is now one of the most popular fast food restaurants of all time in America.

McDonalds? What's that? Did you mean "McDinalds"?

French Fry Queen and Bendy's sucks. Let's go to eat at McDinalds, the best fast food restaurant of our time.

McDinalds by Uncle Doaland May 28, 2011