Mary Su

Someone who is always late on current events

That was on the news last week, stop being a Mary Su!

by DaGrouch May 14, 2015

mary ham

The reporter that killed Poppy Gloria.

OMG, Mary Ham killed Poppy Gloria! Pewds, help! Oh nooooooooooooooo!

by tseriesbad June 4, 2019

mary-kate

my alter ego. the prettiest girl in the world!!!!!!!!!!

wearing big sunglasses makes me so mary-kate.

by nicole April 14, 2005

mary poopins

A county clerk who refuses to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples

Ms. Mary Poopins , herself unsuccessful at marriage, used the G card as an excuse to spread loathing, defy the law and as a way to experience gay sex first hand behind bars.

by puss 'n boots October 27, 2015

Mary Poppins

The sexual act of taking an umbrella and shoving it inside your partner's rectum, then opening it to its for extent. It was first done on accident when, the original Mary Poppins, fell down and shoved it in to John Davis' butt. Then later it was used to clean out people's ass.

Why is Lisa walking so weird?' She got Mary Poppins Last night.

by PudEsParry October 13, 2010

mary jane

a very unfortunate person who was named after weed

some person who feels sorry:shiiiiiiit i hella feel sorry for mary jane
some dumb ass : I wonder if her can sell me some

by porpus July 3, 2005

Mary Jane

1. a weed
2. a song of 213's "The Hard Album"

213 'Mary Jane'
She's my beauty queen
She's my everything

by tha blazer February 3, 2005