Alex Logic

Lacking sense or sound reasoning. Usually seen in very small children or those named Alex.

The belief of being victorious in the event cash back is received from paying a speeding fine.

Alex: "I win because I received £0.50 back from my £100 fine"

Everyone else: "Alex Logic"

by Alex Logic August 23, 2021

Logicaled

The act of checking if a word (or sentence) is autological or heterological.

The word 'intrinsic' has been logicaled by a lot of people, and there is no consensus given its paradoxical nature.

by PCubiles May 14, 2021

Logic Architecture

Best thing ever!

Karen; Ew Logic architecture sucks
Joe; Shut up it’s the best thing in the world

by random guy on google May 18, 2021

Logic

Is biracial

Logic: Someone said go back to Africa you Biracial
The Black Community: Holding on to that 25% 🤏🏿

by AiionVe May 26, 2021

Logical Smackdown

Seeing a concise yet brutal correction of stupidity using only the facts.

Michael: "Woah, this person on the internet said that vaccinations cause Autism. Time to give them a logical smackdown."

by michaelpbitcoin June 15, 2021

Deterrence logic

the ability to do a taboo action because if anybody said anything they would expose themselves as aware of it

Person A:(mentions not well known taboo)
Person B: "that's weird why would you talk about something like that"
rest of party:"what are you talking about
Person B (explains)
rest of party: "why do you know that, that"s pretty weird"
Person A: thinking to self (any smart person would think about Deterrence logic and stay quiet)

by VitrifiedXenon September 2, 2024

Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.

Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once

by penisshakes October 9, 2024