Another word for a high school english teacher, or a university humanties professor. Used commonly amongst politcians, in order to segment them as a minority group.
John Howard: "I'm rather - acquainted with the - literaries at the - University of - Canberra."
Kim Beazely: "I sincerely doubt that, prime minister, as there is no longer a University of Canberra since you proposed the bill in question last month!"
John Howard: "......."
Kim Beazely: "I'm sorry prime minister? What was that?"
John Howard: "......this man is - trying to corrupt me!"
Kim Beazely: "Oh, god!"
Kim Beazely: "I sincerely doubt that, prime minister, as there is no longer a University of Canberra since you proposed the bill in question last month!"
John Howard: "......."
Kim Beazely: "I'm sorry prime minister? What was that?"
John Howard: "......this man is - trying to corrupt me!"
Kim Beazely: "Oh, god!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 7, 2005
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the one day when there were no heros to save the towns books. there was a fire and nothing was burned exept books. the fire was everwhere but everything else was fine.
by caf May 14, 2005
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e-book reader: "Get with it or get left behind. there won't even be any real books around soon to read anyway. If you had been alive when papyrus scrolls appeared you would have been fighting to keep clay tablets alive, you LITERNAZI"
liternazi: "Clay tablets only became harder and more durable in the fires of ancient times you cyber-moron. How many million scrolls burned up, you stupid android?"
liternazi: "Clay tablets only became harder and more durable in the fires of ancient times you cyber-moron. How many million scrolls burned up, you stupid android?"
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Get the Literally mug.The usage of text-message or e-mail language/acronyms/grammar in a setting unrelated to text messages or e-mail (especially in formal writing).
E-literacy can be demonstrated in two ways:
Spoken aloud: "LOL that is so funny! OMFG!"
Or, in formal writing: "One of my fave ppl 2 hang out w/ is my bff april. We alwyz have a gr8 time cuz she's like a sistr 2 me."
Spoken aloud: "LOL that is so funny! OMFG!"
Or, in formal writing: "One of my fave ppl 2 hang out w/ is my bff april. We alwyz have a gr8 time cuz she's like a sistr 2 me."
by Natalie Weber November 18, 2007
Get the e-literacy mug.The Literate Spam Guild (LSG) of GaiaOnline is the largest guild of purely literate members, although due to internet memes, mostly from 4chan, the literacy rate has gone down slightly. The Captain of this guild is Anthropomorphic Bean Cake, with Ythan II (After his main account was perma-banned) as the Vice Captain. It was established Monday, May 30, 2005 at 9:37 PM Central Time.
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