LITERNAZI

An old school lover of real books who hates e-books and e-readers and would like to eradicate them all in a mass cyber-cleansing program and wipe them off the face of the planet forever. Liternazis consider those who utilize e-books as an inferior sub-species of the human race or perhaps not a variant at all but akin to predecessors of cyborgs.

e-book reader: "Get with it or get left behind. there won't even be any real books around soon to read anyway. If you had been alive when papyrus scrolls appeared you would have been fighting to keep clay tablets alive, you LITERNAZI"

liternazi: "Clay tablets only became harder and more durable in the fires of ancient times you cyber-moron. How many million scrolls burned up, you stupid android?"

LITERNAZI by scout451 August 1, 2011

literati 

ship name between rory gilmore and jess mariano from 'gilmore girls'. the actual definition of literati refers to those cultured and interested in literature. both rory and jess are big readers and it's something they often bond over.

literati is arguebly the best ship in the series and the most mistreated one as well. crazy chemistry. cheating trope. "i hate everyone in the world but you" trope. they deserved to be endgame and i will die on this hill.

do you ship literati?
of course i do! they're the cutest and are superior to rogan

literati by yeonjun's girlfriend May 19, 2021

literati 

Literati is the name for the ship of Jess Mariano/Rory Gilmore Gilmore Girls. The most common definiton of literati is:

li·te·ra·ti
Pronouciation: li-t&-'rä-(")tE
Function: noun plural
Etymology: obsolete Italian litterati, from Latin, plural of litteratus

1. the educated class
2. persons interested in literature or the arts

"How could you be a Sophie? Literati rules!"

literati by Lost Ranger July 9, 2007

linenazi 

someone who is extremely bitchy about there line.

Geez, that teacher is a total linenazi.

linenazi by hansonnet April 25, 2010

Litertarian 

Noun
1. A person who is literary, one that understands the beauty of language esp. possessing a large lexicon.
2. In the broader sense someone who is profoundly erudite, whose natural faculties are beyond reason.

Oscar Wilde was arguably a litertarian due to his cunning intellect and aptitude for language.

Litertarian by Litertarian January 12, 2013

Literalist 

Someone who takes things too damn seriously

Person 1: She's mine
Person 2: So you see women as property? Damn well that's a tad sexist
Person 3: Wow, what a literalist

Literalist by Nabcore March 9, 2015

Liberazi

A person who believes you should not have freedom of speech unless you completely agree with their "progressive," "PC," etc... opinion/agenda. Usually unable to distinguish between fact and opinion. Abhors any situation where they feel discriminated against yet have no problem discriminating against others; uses euphemisms to deny doing so.

I tried to have a discussion about the election but the Liberazi told me that my voice should not be heard because I was not a member of their marginalized group

Liberazi by MacMizzzle November 18, 2016