Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.

“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”

by Wafflebender July 10, 2018

Hoopered

When your memes are destroyed or banned because they are deemed offensive, resulting in you and anyone else involved getting pissed off

Person 1: Did you here James got hoopered?
Person 2: Shit really? poor guy
Person 1: Yeah man but we are just sharing them in a facebook group now though, can't be hoopered in there

by St Andrews Meme Force August 8, 2018

Homercide

The act of killing anyone by the name of Bart.

Bart ate the pant so I choked him. That's the story of a terrible Homercide.
I yeeted Barts life.

by Homerfan November 28, 2018

Humperdampler

A boy that has no feelings

Look at that stupid humperdampler over there

by •My•left•nut• April 29, 2019

Hemper

A person with an occupation in the hemp industry, including growing hemp, processing hemp into derivative products such as oils, cbd, other cannabinoid isolates, and fiber, and crafting with and/or selling these hemp derived products.

My friend left his day job to start growing hemp and became a full-time hemper.

by Wisconsin Hempery July 5, 2019

Homoerectus

Gay guy with a boner

There was a homoerectus and he has a stiffy.

by Icymieject August 4, 2019

Homer Simpson

dumbest yet luckiest man alive

I just pulled a Homer Simpson

by fmike100 December 6, 2019