Ham Doctor

A doctor of hams. Somehow this is profane.
Originally from Penny Arcade.

"Nice shirt, man."
"Don't be such a ham doctor."

by Pork professor July 22, 2009

ham sandwich on rye

a jewish girl's private parts

Ari spread his mayo over her ham sandwich on rye

by rob May 7, 2005

ham job

A ham job means whacking off a pig.

"Mr. Porky" came running when the ham job bell rang.

Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.

by scodder May 26, 2010

ham and eggered

To be completely intoxicated beyond comprehension.

Wow, did you see Des las night? He was completely ham and eggered.

by Desmond Brown October 18, 2008

Ham Sandwhich

Someone who mastribates all the time.

One time in science class tony started mastribating. Next the teacher said "stop mastribating tony". Afterwards tony continued to mastribate.
Afterwards tony had a ham sandwhich

by penis face February 24, 2004

Ham Pocket

a wet stinky vaginal hole, overused and worn down from years of service to men, women and animals of all types.

oh man, that ho sure had some experience with riding cock, but her pussy tasted liek a ham pocket. gross.

by JCA$H March 7, 2008

Ham's

Small deli style restaurant/bar that is the epicenter of the pits of Hell. It has magical mystic drawing powers that persuade you to come in and spend all of your hard earned cash. It attracts thirty something losers, sluts, and John Mayer rejects during night hours. Known for its Charlies Cheeseburger and Magic by Marlo AKA Dirty old pervert, Ham's also offers a open mic night and karaoke for all the aspiring musicians who have hopped from one cover band to the next, masterbate frequently to John Mayer, and the American Idol wannabes who get drunk first and sing shitty country tunes. Always a good time.........or so the Germans would have us believe.

I met this girl at Ham's last night after Karaoke. Shame she had genital warts.

by Tounge of Colicab October 16, 2008