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Ham-Clacker

A sexual move in which one slaps the butt-cheeks of another individual while sticking their dick/dildo/etc. into spank person's asshole. While this is happening, another person is licking the sodomized ass-crack.
Justin and Daniel like to give each ham-clackers with their dog licking each others assholes.
by clacker May 4, 2005
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ham sup

ham sup is a Cantonese describing all healthy male human beings who are interested in sexually attractive things. It becomes a positive personality in recent years when many girls saying, if a man isn't ham sup, he is abnormal!
John: Look, huge boobs over there!
Jack: You are so ham sup man.
John: Omfg, every healthy man is ham sup!
by fakeplastic December 24, 2006
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ham load

A heavier load of cum shot out of a mans penis. One that lays across its target like a half cooked piece of bacon.
Girl 1 - "Girl!, he blew a load that felt like he shot a hot strip of pork product."

Girl 2 - "What the fuck did you just say?"

Girl 1 - "Yeah it felt like he threw a ham load breakfast platter on my ass wthout the plate."

Girl 2 - "That's fucked girl! You best be leavin' him"

Girl 1 - "Kinda liked it"
by dang chi town October 16, 2008
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Ham Fold

another word for a birds rat - usually if theres loads of flappy skin round the cunt hole
man i just loved chewing on that bitch's ham fold
by Benmacauley May 22, 2009
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ass ham

When your walking in a crowd and the smell seeps from the ass cheeks and surprises your nostrils with a rank ass stench.
Waitin in line at disneyland, and mrs. fatty tourist son of a bitch stadin in front fo me chaffin like fuck and gettin her ass ham in my face.
by The Logman October 16, 2006
mugGet the ass hammug.

Mandy Ham

Honestly, the sexiest girl alive. Guys want in her pants, girls want in her pants, shit - even Billy Graham wants in her pants! She's got a ba-donk-a-donk for real!! She's half German, so she has that foreign aspect going for her as well.

She has an amazing Ozzy Osbourne accent and can make anyone laugh with her witty jokes and off-the-wall sense of humor.

But most importantly, she can always get down to some Sir Mix-a-lot.
"Mmmm, Mandy Ham! Girrrlll yo booty moves perfeccc!"
by saggybaggy June 3, 2009
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ham twat

A vagina that is very large in size, like a christmas ham.
Yo dude, right before i fucked her, i saw her hairy ham twat.
by Random Ass Terrence June 6, 2005
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