Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.

I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Glashy

The optical illusion of light when squinted at or viewed with astigmatism.

This rain is making the traffic lights all glashy.

by Gregg Nogg March 21, 2011

glass of possibility

With every alcoholic beverage such as a glass of beer or wine being consumed, the likliness of you to go home with someone for a hook-up or one night stand is increased.

Girl #1: Are you going home with him tonight?
Girl #2: I don't think so. (shaking head)
Girl #1: Here (gives her a beer) have another glass of possibility and you'll definitely go home with him tonight!

by MOtastic145 July 1, 2011

Glasses Muffintop

When you need a haircut and your hair hangs over the sides of the glasses, and the view of your head straight on looks like a muffin top. Also tiny glasses on a fat person = glasses muffintop.

yo I need a hair cut so bad! I put my glasses on and had a glasses muffintop!

by eviscer8tor November 14, 2012

Glassisism

The feeling you are superior to everyone else, because you have Google Glass.

His glassisism shows how we shouldn't behave but often do.

by noglassfornow November 27, 2013

glass stomach

A sensitive stomach easily upset by certain foods and/or emotions.

I need to be careful what I eat because I have a glass stomach.

When I get over tired my glass stomach hurts.

by Scottish Girl January 2, 2018

Glass Cannon

Refers to someone or something that deals high amounts of damage but had a very weak defense or health. Often a term for games.

The best way to fully embrace being a glass cannon is to be very careful when you attack. Wait for an opening in which you are guaranteed a safe or almost safe hit to be as useful as possible.

John is a glass cannon, he got into a fight and with one hit gave someone a bloody nose, but he started crying the second he was hit once.

by TheFizzWhiz February 20, 2021