Pirate Goggles

When a pirate gets so drunk he or she fucks a ninja. The opposite of ninja goggles.

So we went to this opium den by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute pirate chick, but I was just wearing pirate goggles. I woke up the next morning to seeing a karate chop from the corner of my eye, then she vanished without a trace.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Shitz n gigglez

Badd ass computer players; Uber l337; pretty much own Call Of Duty 4

Jeremy,Hayden,Jonathon= FTW

oh...and add this server...or u will die 74.194.77.129:28960

Damn i just got Shitz n gigglez on by some 1337 players

by SNG CLAN February 28, 2009

goggles

A weird awesome guy with crazy facial hair, who always wears glasses and goggles together..

Yo there's goggles.

Goggles is gonna get shit faced .

by zerealoneyo October 18, 2009

Math Goggles

A set of WWII Swiss surplus glass tanker goggles that were recently discovered to increase comprehension of any type of math if worn during class.

I really couldn't comprehend logarhythms, so I borrowed Andrew's math goggles.

by Oliver Quidgeums May 17, 2006

Eskimo goggles

To place one's taint on the forehead of a female and resting one's balls on their eyes.

She was out cold, so I made sure to put eskimo goggles on her.

She was wearing my Eskimo goggles all night.

by budmasterfleeze October 30, 2007

emo goggles

Emo goggles are the hip new way of calling those big thick glasses that emo's wear, it can also be used for the old 60's sunnies that scemos wear sometimes. They are called emo goggles because they are very thick and goggleish even if the said emo wearing them is only a teeny weeny bit blind and emos wear them so YAY!

Do these emo goggles go with my hat?

by unknown_pill May 30, 2006

mexican goggles

the art of placing your testicles into someones eye sockets prefferebly as they sleep or are in some way rendered unconcious.sometimes mistaken as tea bagging. your own testicles can also be substituted with an animals. preferably an old dogs balls.

E.G.--after we spiked the young ladies drink we formed an orderly que to have a photo taken with our testicles placed into her eye sockets giving her mexican goggles

by lukeyhurf January 25, 2007