Fickle Finger of Fate

A sexual move done between a recently married couple. The man takes his middle and index fingers and shoves them deeply into the womans vagina with brute force. He then widens his fingers as wide as he can. It should then cause great alarm and great pleasure to his recent wife. If she screams in pain and agony then they will not last forever. Made famous by one named Harvey Green

"Congrats on the marriage man. You think you will last forever?" "Dude on our honeymoon I gave her the Fickle Finger of Fate. She loved every second of it. We are lasting forever."

by Speechman56 February 22, 2010

fick

a fick is a shriveled up monkey penis

he thought he was huge but when the pants dropped he had a little fick

by reggie gangsta March 17, 2010

fick

a conjunction of the words "fucking" and "sick." With the intention of saving air and increasing the ability to fit large profanities into smaller and similar looking words

dude brah, that dirt bike is really fick!

how was the party michael?
totally FICK!

by jacktotheh October 30, 2008

Peak fiction

Naruto

Naruto is peak fiction

by dnejrurjrhd August 30, 2021

ficken

chicken that tastes like fish

person 1: "this chicken tastes like fish"
person 2: "maybe it is fish"
person 1:"i will call it ficken"
person 2: "i will dance around it with torches, ficken reminds me of medival times. Like, would tho care to take a gander up the ficken?"

by EmmaLALA June 24, 2007

Fictive

Ur not the irl of a random anime character, chronically online

Woah! Fictives r goofy!

by Ppclub March 30, 2022

ficklestick

A penis that rapidly changes between erect and flaccid without warning.

"Because he had a ficklestick, he was unable to pleasure a woman."

by Wordsmith256 March 30, 2009