Eskimo Hub

When two dudes jerk off and watch the same porn video (either together or on their own).

Bro we must have Eskimo Hub'ed last night, we both beat it to the same video.

by phizzledizzle December 24, 2020

Eskimo Pie

When a woman says she is cold and a man shits on her chest to keep her warm

Her: Baby, im cold
Him: Do you want an eskimo pie?
Her: oh yes please that will warm me up

by bigspence January 2, 2021

Eskimo Circumcision

When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off

Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.

by Brodyrick January 18, 2021

eskimo mouth hug

A blowjob given by someone with an ice cube in their mouth.

In the summer I love receiving Eskimo mouth hugs.

by Billdoe February 19, 2021

eskimo mouth hug

A blowjob given with a pierce of ice in the givers mouth.

One hot summer day I was sitting on the couch and all of a sudden my wife gave me an Eskimo mouth hug.

by Billdoe February 19, 2021

Eskimo glove

A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers

When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet

by Maugli the great March 14, 2021

eskimo handstand

Where a guy does a handstand while a girl gives him oral sex until he blows a load all over her face

Bruh, I wrecked my throwing arm getting an eskimo handstand from my girl. Covered her in bonkjuice though so it was worth it.

by ClumsyPickleFrisbee March 19, 2021