Deacon

He is short pretty fat but also kind of fit he usually gets mad easily he has a small peen but is sometimes nice he is usually or gay tho

Deacon is a gay short kid with big titties

by Fortnite god5669 June 26, 2019

Deacon

A person who loves the foot.

OMG THE FOOTNESS - TheDeacon

by frakk April 1, 2004

How to Deal

(N.) A serious contender for "Worse Movie of the Year." Tied with From Justin To Kelly, Kangaroo Jack, and The Hulk. Almost made me quit my hard to get job. (www.thebridgecinema.com/)

Let's all get some Pitchforks and Torches and kill that 40 foot bitch, Mandy Moore! Who's with me? All right! Her next movie is going to be "How to Deal, with an Angry Mob!"

by G-Union July 28, 2003

drug dealer

A feudal communist lord.

I got some fungus and some 420 from my drug dealer and I'm going to the park.

by pho-schizzle June 14, 2007

Deale

Deale Maryland is shitty and nothing else......... No really there nothing but dirty bars, old crappy boats and more bars. The majority of the people in Deale have a less teeth than old rusty objects in there front yard. The only good thing to ever happen to Deale hasn't happened yet, but it will with the coming of it's end.

Deale=Large brown terd.

by Deale Jim July 6, 2010

deal breaker

A "deal breaker" is a gigantic, massive shit that you have to take before an important event. Typically, the "deal breaker" feels like an unstoppable force. The name is derived from the following: If part of your work involved meeting with clients, and one of these unstoppable shits happened while you were meeting with said client, causing you to shit your pants...well...that would certainly be a "deal breaker".

I was driving down the interstate praying to God and Baby Jesus for a Rest Area, 'cause I felt a massive deal breaker coming on and there was no stopping it.

by mad genius August 24, 2011

Package Deal

When you defecate in a zip lock bag. Box it up and gift wrap it the send it via US Mail or Parcel Service to a willing recipient who then uses the zip locked product to gratify him or herself sexually.

I couldn't be with my girl for the Holidays so I sent her a Package Deal to help relive her sexual frustration.

My roommate decided to move out when he walked in on me opening my Package Deal.

by The Great All Powerful Definer January 4, 2011