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Raunchy Dump 

A term used to describe bathroom war stories. It can also be described as bad smelling, soft, multi-colored fecal matter that exits the anus in a slow and painful manner. It can also exit in multiple small pieces that sting your anus and pull on your anal hair, thus leaving fecal matter in your anal hair and hardening like glue. Making it extremely painful to wipe. If you have recurring stomach aches after having a "Raunchy Dump", contact your doctor immediately.
Our buddy Lucas, had a raunchy dump last night. The ambulance had to rescue him around one in the morning. We are awaiting health status information.
Raunchy Dump by poo hed mcgee March 14, 2014

grumpy dump 

A shit that hurts coming out. Grumpy dumps most often occur after eating spicy food, or can simply happen if you are just taking girthy shit.
Man, I just took a giant grumpy dump! I think my butthole is bleeding!

John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
grumpy dump by Gringo no Brasil November 17, 2014

Work Dump 

Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
Work Dump by Mr.nj June 13, 2016

Buff Dump 

Evacuating ones bowels after working out. Usually filled with copious amounts of protein and semen.
Man, John just took a buff dump in that toilet.
Buff Dump by 12345SmithJohn August 24, 2016

File Dump 

A file dump is a when you have been saving unused video clips on your camera/sd card for no reason and then run out of space foret new videos so you put all the clips into one video and will upload it to the internet.
Jason uploaded his first file dump to give space for new better content
File Dump by LeoCantPvP October 18, 2016

Lays dump 

When you take a dump and it's mostly air.
I just took the biggest lays dump of my life. I'll be walking funny for the rest of the day.
Lays dump by Pleasecomeagainlater February 11, 2017