Pulling a Dean

To feign surprise or question something where it is glaringly obvious that what is being said cannot be construed in any other way. The person 'pulling a Dean" does so when a minuscule error in wording gives him/her the justification for questioning what is obvious to 99.99% of the population.
Oh my hat! I have to tell you about the time Craig was pulling a Dean. The other day I told him that my car was running low on diesel and that we needed to pull into a petrol station. And he said to me 'oh but I thought you needed diesel?"
by BobbyMarley28 August 2, 2019
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Dean

A Dean is the best friend you could ever ask for. He's caring and level headed and logical minded sometimes to a fault, but he always means well. He has the funniest most contagious laugh you've ever heard. He's always there when you need him and he knows exactly what to say. Nothing's better than listening to a Dean go on about their interests. He will make you so comfortable with him that if you aren't careful, you might fall for him. If you're really reckless, you might take him for granted. You won't realize how much of a part of your life a Dean is until he's gone.
Dean is the closest friend I've ever had

do you ever think about me?
by bear72oo4:( November 23, 2022
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by Lina loo lobster September 12, 2021
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Deaning

When you drop a nest of hornets on someone and then flashbang them.
"Dude I think I hear Ethan deaning Joe right now"
"That's sick as fuck man"
by Partyblook March 23, 2025
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Deaned

Somebody telling the dean on you. Deaned can also be used for somebody telling the principal about you.
Dude, I said Travis had autism and he deaned me!
by ChickenChocker69 April 27, 2024
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Dean Rusk Middle School

I took a shit on the floor here back in 2017 and no one ever found out who did it.
I shit on the floor at Dean Rusk Middle School, and nobody knew it was me!
by FloorShitter2004 January 25, 2024
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Ce lo dean

A white fatter version of ce lo green who couldn’t organise a prayer in a mosque
Oh my god ce lo dean has fucked the job up again!
by J.planer June 5, 2021
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