He always has a Huge bulging throbbing cock. I can be straight and still want to have rough sex with him all night.
by GawckGawck9000 August 22, 2020

Cooper Champion Young is a man with a massive schlong, he is incredibly funny and attractive. Women find him to be "Epic Games". He is over all a good man and obsessed with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
by DaViiiiiiiD DoBriK!!! November 21, 2019

by FetusManz101 October 10, 2022

cooper is a pretty athletic person and typically what you would call a show off. Cooper tends to be a player until he finds someone he actually likes and cares for (very rare). Cooper has a few best friends and is a family guy. Definetly a dog person, seems like he would be one of those hockey boys. Thats all.
Cooper is a player
by Jannette Wilson March 13, 2023

Cooper is a very sensitive, honest and understanding person. He won't push you into anything. He may have hard ways of saying it, and act very nervous, but he loves you. Once you lose him, it won't be easy to get him back, so if you have a Cooper in your life, DO NOT let him go!
"Look, Cooper is looking at you! He probably likes you!"
"Nah, I don't think so."
"Duh! Go talk to him."
"Nah, I don't think so."
"Duh! Go talk to him."
by calliejune2005 November 6, 2020

There are two types of Coopers in this world.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
by liftworks October 9, 2025

Cooper is the peron that you can always go to for help. A great friend, Cooper can help you out when your a pinch. Always be there for Cooper, and he will always be there for you!
Cooper is a great guy!
by UseCodeLazar October 15, 2019
