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contrabass tuba

A tuba designed for marching that resembles a concert tuba in shape but is carried on the left shoulder. They usually weigh between 35 and 55 pounds.

The visual advantage for such a tuba on the field is that it can be held in carry (held vertically in front of the person) and in various other positions.

They are called Contras for short.

See the pic above.
Contras are the most badass instruments ever.
by corpsfreak April 26, 2005
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contemporary

‘It’s modern but not modern modern’ —Anix 2021
A nice, contemporary home.
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Dick control

When a man can't say no to having sex with any woman and impregnating her, he clearly doesn't have any dick control.
Kid: Did that man plan on having 9 kids
Adult: No, he's just got no dick control
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big container

A game started in Gainesville, where you fill up any "big container" (some people play with pitchers at a bar, or big bowls, etc.) and the first person starts chugging out of the "big container" while everyone chants (starting slow and getting faster) BIG CON-TAIN-ER!!! then when that person chugs as much as they can they pass it on.
When the USF girls came to Gainesville, some of the boys of SAE asked them if they wanted to play big container, gave them a pitcher and told them to start chugging as they all chanted BIG CON-TAIN-ER and got the bar to rage as everyone got drunk!
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contarded

Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
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