Concomitant

Adjective: shambles, travesty, joke, complete mess.

Used to describe a situation when everything has gone completely tits-up. Inspired by the many illustrious and colourful club statements issued by Rangers FC in the 2017/18 season of the Scottish Premiership.

Jim Traynor went into hiding after facing severe backlash from his concomitant statements

It was a concomitant scene at Ibrox when Rangers lost 2-0 at home to Hamilton Academical

by areteees December 30, 2017

Conversation Condom

A phrase used to hide details, or save yourself from saying something you dont really want someone to know.

Person 1: "What did you say when Cindy asked you what you did last night?"

Person 2: "I just used one of those conversation condoms and changed the subject."

by Doug Cota August 6, 2008

Condom Kryptonite

aka ck when a girl sees condoms and immediate becomes weakened at the site of them. So weak that they will forget about there initial tasks and have one thing on the mind. using that condom as an accessory to "dress up" the mood.

I was going on a rant about how we fight so much, and he just pulled out condoms. I immediately felt weakened and i could only think about one thing, what goes in the condom. It was condom kryptonite.

by sTOORRRIIII July 16, 2010

Condoleeza Rice

Most intelligent black woman in America. Also a piano virtuoso and current Secretary of State of the U.S. Not well liked by most Black Americans nor white liberals who seem to believe that every black person is required to play the role of the victim and is not entitled to have their own beliefs.

Condoleeza Rice is a beautiful, intelligent, successful, educated and talented black woman, and it is no coincidence that she is Republican.

by TruthMaster August 30, 2006

Conjob

A bizarre female aide to Donald J. Trump who spouts fibs, "alternate facts" and looks like she got hit with a bag full of nickels. (i.e Kellyanne Conway).

" Did you watch Conjob spout more of Trump's garbage on CNN?"

by Railroaded March 8, 2017

the concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

I met this crazy chick last night and she wanted to make the concoction

by chronic tacos April 15, 2014

Condo

As I've seen it in my general opinion Condos are basically everything good about the world all put into that one location. Everything you could possibly want just put inside a excellent little Hotel they call a Condo. Now these "Condos" are what you'll find to be so called "Paradises" especially if they're in the West Coast of the United States.

Here is an Example of what you'll find in a Condo...

- Pools

- Suits

- Computers

- TVs

- EVERYTHING!!!

So the next time you think that Bill Gates is the "Happiest Man On Earth" think again. You know he is just bastardizing this whole world. Just know that there are people who are happier then him. So stop acting like a damn Sheep.

Condos are what should lead you to success.

by A-Suliven October 20, 2007