the old needle condom

''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.

James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.

by heheshreccsde September 20, 2018

put on your condoms

Another way to say fasten your seatbelts. Seatbelts and condoms are similar : they offer protection, are easy to find, and keep you out of some deeeeeep shit later on.

(getting into the car)
Jane : OK, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh shit bar!

by Alley L October 17, 2008

irish condom

Plastic wrap (saran wrap, cling film).

Dude, I didn't have a Trojan, so I reached in my lunch box and got the saran wrap off of my tuna sandwich and made an irish condom.

by Richard Postdam August 6, 2007

Toss a Condom to your Witcher

Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.

Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

by Joehobo April 29, 2020

JERSEY SHORE CONDOM FAIRY

When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.

After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.

by bub c October 20, 2006

split condom

after puttin it in the rong hole i heard a rippin noise. oh shit

cas "you were great"
charlie "your pregnant...."

by yousef February 20, 2004

eating a fire and ice condom

When you eat food that is hot and cold at the same time like the highly advertised trojan condoms. This is way worse then sex.

Madeleine: My polish sausage is hot but the bun and onions are cold.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.

by tosh18 January 16, 2011