giraffe midget condom 

A condom that fits both a Giraffe and a disabled midget.

Wow that really need a Giraffe midget condom.

giraffe midget condom by anonymous January 15, 2023

Wet Jacket in a Condom Cave 

When a man is going down on a woman and sucks out a condom from the last guy she was with.

"Dude I couldn't believe it, that bitch had a wet jacket in a condom cave and I found it!"

Wet Jacket in a Condom Cave by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023

You're a condom 

Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.

Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.

You're a condom by Mourn-Blade-420 July 2, 2023

swollen nip, condom rip 

the rhyme that my retarded friend hern and me made up as young-lings. we then thought it was so clever that our parents needed to hear. then we "preformed" our phrase and were lectured for 2.5 hours.

"swollen nip, condom rip"
-6.5 year old me and hern

swollen nip, condom rip by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019

invisible condom 

This term is in fact used to describe a non-existant condom. It is meant to insult really dumb-ass girls who would believe that a guy actually has created this invisible condom which will prevent her from becoming the slut who got preggo (pregnant) in high school. ATTENTION: the invisible condom does not exist and can not stop the load!

"Stacy I'm pregnant?"
"How Shaneequa?"
"I don't know... Mitch put on his invisible condom"

THE END

invisible condom by See Why Dub November 21, 2006

media condom 

Comic stars get protected from bodily harm when the cameras are rolling.

Triumph got covered by a media condom when he said "you will die alone!"

media condom by klar October 17, 2008

King Condom

A sex store that has a wide assortment of condom products that makes someone feel uncomfortable and another someone gets lost in…

“O I remember we parked near the King Condom!”

King Condom by The Sponge of the basement February 23, 2009