Choke

The Parramatta Eels

The Parramatta eels have never won a premiership because they always choke

by Jonathan Thurston August 16, 2021

Choke

Vargs

Wow, vargs fucking choked in the playoffs again

by Bruh I dunno May 20, 2020

ocular choking

The act of squeezing eyeballs for erotic gratification.

"I was ocular choking the fuck out of Jenny last night then my fingers came up all red."

"Poor Jenny."

by Yulio's Urethra August 12, 2017

CHOKE

A joke which people take seriously

user1: Messi cannot stop getting yellow cards
user2: That was offensive
user1 It was just a CHOKE even I like Messi
user2: Oh

by Iamstupid780 August 22, 2023

jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus

twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first

by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018

Choke a girl and kiss her day

13 November is national choke a girl and kiss her day

Go choke and kiss a girl

Choke a girl and kiss her day is very good day

by Ananas95brekung November 8, 2020

Choke

Paul George every year in the NBA playoffs

Paul George at the free throw line shooting 2 with a one point lead and chokes he misses them both and the Clippers lose the game.

by Word_champ June 22, 2021