Cock Ness Monster 

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

Cock Ness Monster by Sastwatch December 9, 2008

Cock Fiend

A person who wants the cock constantly. Can't be in the presence of one and not touch it.

DAMN! why am I such a cock fiend?

Cock Fiend by SmartOne April 24, 2005

cock for dolly 

A perfect fit, or especially appropriate.

Can you hand me that wrench? This one's too small... Ah, now THAT'S the cock for Dolly!

cock for dolly by bB March 22, 2005

Cock Cheddar 

When a man forgets to wash his cock, thus, allowing 'chedder' to grow under his 'skin flap'

"Matthew have you washed? You have cock cheddar"

Cock Cheddar by Melissa & Matthew January 13, 2009

Cock wig

1. - noun: A wig that one wears in the pubic region if you:

a) haven't grown pubes yet
b) shaved/burnt/waxed them off accidentally

It is considered a poor replacement for actual pubes.

2. noun - A complete dickface

Oh my god, your pubes got burnt off in that house fire? Dude, get yourself a cock wig, I heard they are made from real pubes these days.

I'm nineteen and I still don't have pubes, maybe I should buy a cock wig, I'll look well cool!!

Mono is a complete cock wig.

Cock wig by berk13 May 27, 2009

cock puncher

A loud-mouthed, brash redneck, especially known for overt displays of power equipment, such as jacked-up trucks with fake testicles on hitch or powerboats with blaring music

I was canoeing down the fjord when some cock puncher flipped me with their wake!

cock puncher by TLRJohnny May 10, 2019

cock my suck 

An expression used by impaired drunkards everywhere.

“Cock my suck,” he slurred as he fell face forward onto the sidewalk.

cock my suck by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019