Magic Carpet ride

After you blow your load on to her stomach you shave your grundle hair onto the load and go back at it for round 2. Its magical

Jon wasnt feeling the magic so he took that bitch for a Magic Carpet Ride

by A haas February 18, 2009

do the curtains match the carpet

A question you would ask someone to find out if their pubic hair matches the hair on their head.... without it being to obvious that you want to know.

"Not to be weird, but do the curtains match the carpet?"

by Urbandefiner.com February 13, 2017

does the carpet match the blinds

Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?

Hey, you've seen Christine, right.

Yeah, why

Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?

No, but the carpet matches the curtains

Oh, thanks.

curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,

welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair

by trajayjay August 26, 2013

tear her carpet up

Another way of saying you wanna have sex with a woman. The carpet is refering to the vagina.

"Dude, I just wanna tear her carpet up all night long!"

Austin: "Dane, you should totally tear her carpet up later."
Dane: "Okay."

by Austin Stevenson January 19, 2008

Carpet Bomb

For one person to light the entire bowl in the first hit of marijuana in a session made up of 2 or more people.

I'm carpet bombing this one bitches!

by sylough April 25, 2009

gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

by dejaflu September 8, 2010

Does the carpet match the drapes?

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:

"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."

by ahelpfulstranger May 15, 2016