alice and calvin

The best combination of people the world has ever seen. No one is as cool as them and everyone wants to be them because of their constant habit to radiate swagger. Out of the two of them, alice is the best and people like her the most but Calvin isn’t too bad either.

Who is that insanely cool couple of people?
Well, that’s Alice and Calvin

by Aliceegd October 24, 2020

self call

Dartmouth term. Calling another out with regards to sentiments meant to draw quantities of positive attention to oneself.

Cbrandt: blah blah I'm a sweet dude
Kval: Self call

by The sweetest of dudes September 9, 2008

the pot calling the kettle black

a situation in which one person criticizes another for a fault they have themselves

Ernie accused me of being selfish. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

by [katie] November 12, 2006

Calorically Challenged

The politically correct term for fat people who are sensitive about their weight.

"Holy shit! Look at that fat chick inside McDonald's!"
"Dont you mean calorically challenged chick inside McDonald's?"

by mrbacon1225 July 6, 2014

Calvinist

Someone that partakes in mischievous behavior like the character, Calvin from 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘏𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘴.

Susie’s firstborn is acting like such a Calvinist!

by Mr. Dick Shinary March 19, 2022

ass-call

Inadvertently and unknowingly calling someone on your cell phone by sitting on your phone and having their speed dial number depressed by your posterior.

We got another ass-call from Maurice when he sat on his cell phone last night and we were forced to listen to him plead for some action with his date. As always when he sits on our speed-dial key, he has no idea that we were listening in on his conversation.

by " P" Lambert December 5, 2007

call center

A place where companies outsource customer service or technical support, ostensibly because it's cheaper than having in-house support. They are notorious for hiring anyone who can lift a headset and operate a keyboard and firing people for completely lame reasons whenever it is no longer proffitable to keep them or they are elligable for a pay increase. A large portion of the furry community works in call centers.

"I've worked in four or five call centers over the last few years. Maybe some day I'll get a real job," Rob said, then hit his Ready button to take another call.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004