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birth rape

Being born against your consent.
I didn't want to be born, I was birth raped into existence.
by yes it's true July 3, 2022
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domestic birth control

When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
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bleach-birth

An ancient Eastern-European tradition of birthing a baby directly into a bath of bleach, much like water-birthing except with a highly concentrated cleansing agent in place of the water. Used primarily to "clean the freckles" from the child, as to maintain its purity. Has been known to cause scarring and permanent blindness.
" Scrub оно. Scrub оно harder." " Они aren' t приходя off." " Что? " " Они aren' t приходя off." " Harder."

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(TRANS: bleach-birth

"Scrub it. Scrub it harder."

"They aren't coming off."

"What?"

"They aren't coming off."

"Harder."
))))) END
by merfdiezel February 23, 2009
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Big Bertha

Someone/Something really fat or big. Usually get an uncomfortable feeling around Big Bertha's.
OMG!! She is such a Big Bertha! Look at her.
by CesTiger March 30, 2017
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Haps birth yo

Alternative phrasing for "Happy Birthday". Used also on social media when wishing someone a happy birthday, and don't want to be the person who writes"Happy Birthday" as it has already been left in the comments two or more times.
Today is Becca's birthday. "Hey Becca Haps Birth yo"
by Leprechauncle December 20, 2019
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Happy Birthday

It’s that one sung no one likes singing or having it be sung to you.
Everyone: (awkwardly) happy birthday to you
The birthday girl/boy: (awkwardly) *smiles*
by Gravity Club March 10, 2021
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