Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

Boot & blow

When a girl is giving you head and pukes on your dick.

Marsha gave me a boot & blow after that crazy party last night

by Biglazyboy94 November 1, 2020

Juice Boot

A hefty kick, similar to a normal kick, but with some proper juice.

After the breakup tyler juice booted her baby through a window.

by RobbyD July 30, 2019

Boot Foot

How bad your feet smell after wearing work boots all day.

Guy 1: "Man, I can smell your feet from 20 feet away!"

Guy 2: "Sorry dude, I worked all day, I got Boot Foot."

by Knightboss17 March 8, 2018

led boots

one who walks slowly, one who never travels, one who stands still

That old man is such a led boots.

by tomatosoup345 June 8, 2009

Boot Waffle

The little dried pieces of mud that take the shape of the bottom of your boot.

You are leaving boot waffles all over the floor because you didn't clean you boots off properly.

by BOOT WAFFLE December 29, 2019

Fruit Boot

A derogatory term for a gay man or men

Yo Kim look at those fruit boots over there!

Im not riding on the back of another man's motorcycle, I ain't no damn fruit boot!!!

by Swanson AL Bronson June 11, 2022