Blonk

A round and/or cute object

That car has a lot of blonk!

by nooneshouldnomyname July 26, 2021

bonk

a bri'ish way of fucking someone

ima bonk dat bich ova ther init

by The Memed Human July 27, 2021

bonk

The sound of getting hit on the head, popularlized by Meme Culture.

That guy got bonked on the head.

by CBa08 July 28, 2021

Bonk

Used when a person, mostly in the VTuber world, commits an act that is considered inappropriate, displeasing, wrong or in a wholesome case, playful.

As stated before, It can be used a form of admiration for being horny to a VTuber by not “looking respectfully.” Then proceeds the “Bonk” from them.

VTuber: Your looking at the accessory withing the area specified? Not the somewhere else that may or may not... You know... led you a stray?

Viewer: “Looking Respectfully.” Eye Emoji

VTuber: Suuurrreee... If you say so... Wait. What's that? Booba? Thighs? Armpits? Looks like I'm going a bonking spree. Step right up, you degenerates.

by TeamateNumberZero August 31, 2021

Boink

A word used for hitting someone in games or real life

Max:boink
Sam:stop hitting me!
Max:no (boink)
SamFucking hell MAX STOP SMACKING ME U CUNT

by Bingo-ishis-namo September 1, 2021

Bonk

When you take a soft fist and bonk on a persons head while saying "Bonk" if you do not say bonk keep in mind their head will explode. Also used as a form of murder.

"Yeah he was beating me up so I bonked him without the bonk"

by Baby Kooki September 29, 2021

bJonk

bJonk is another word used for “bonk” the act of hitting or smacking someone over the head with or without an object.

The “J” in bJonk is supposed to be a voice crack in the middle of the word- meant to put a light hearted tone to the violent word.

P1: “You SIMP! Off to horny jail you go!”

P2: “NO- don’t bJonk me!”

P1: “bjOnk”

by hOakypOaky October 16, 2021