bello

Bello is a mushroom. A talking mushroom...

Julie: "Hey Bello, how's it going?"

Bello: "Not too bad."

by Simon April 12, 2004

balloonophile

one who molests balloons.

dude, stop being a balloonophile!

by stephahoee July 6, 2008

popping my balloon

When scratching or poking at an anus, the protruding object releases held in gas.

When getting my prostate exam the doctor came close to popping my balloon

by mdiesel2010 January 2, 2010

hot cum balloon

The bubble that forms around the top of a cup after a guy has ejaculated his semen into the cup and then put the cup into the microwave for a minute or so. The guy usually then takes the cup out of the microwave and pops the bubble with his erect penis which causes a blast of warm air to be shot into his genital region.

After having sex with the snowman I made, I decided to make a hot cum balloon with some semen I had stored in the fridge so I could pop the bubble with my erect penis and thaw out my frosty shaft.

by cantbetheking November 7, 2013

billobluster

Hot winded diatribes and shout downs to prevent someone with a different point of view from finishing a thought. Speaking at inordinate length.

"several enlightened comments were killed by Bill O'Reilly Billoblustering on Fox News today."

by Barry Bee September 14, 2014

Billogram

There is no being more Superior.

Hello Billogram.

by BeingOfSuperiority September 16, 2019

balloongate

Refering to the controversial result of a 4th round FA cup match between Premier League side Manchester City and Championship side Sheffield United. Sheffield won the game after a Manchester City defender Michael Ball was distracted by balloons on the pitch, allowing Sheffield to score.

"Aw man can you believe City lost today?"
"Yeah but did you see that beach-ball on the pitch? It was like balloongate all over again"

by pseudopseudonym11111 February 18, 2008