taking sand to the beach

1. When you take your girlfriend or wife somewhere or any social event where, there is a good chance to mingle with other women.

Why did you invite her to Rio? You're just taking sand to the beach.

by EngineerMinded June 12, 2017

steel on the beach

This is a very common kink among gay guys, where they will get a boner, lay on the sand and play ring toss with each other. surprisingly this sport is banned in most countries. The sport was invented by Tobias Mortensen as he thought normal ring toss was too boring and not gay enough.

guy1: I played steel on the beach yesterday.
guy2: i find that very gay.

by Antondenfede February 1, 2022

Beach Chicken

Seagull meat passed off as chicken in a restaurant.

"Its not seagull - its beach chicken." The chef told the health inspector.

by Solitare_Pax June 17, 2009

Beach Nut

When you are fucking a girl you pull out and jizz on either her stomach, ass, or tits, and then throw a hand full of sand on it so it sticks to her then yell "boom, Beach Nut!" in a southern accent.

JB "bro, last night I beach nutted Miranda and she didn't even slap me this time!"
Jack "You the man JB"

by richard parker November 16, 2014

Teen Beach Movie

The other answer that came up for this is very untrue. They were probably just mad that Tanner is gay irl. Teen Beach Movie was there for us when our parents weren’t. If you never watched/ don’t like this movie, you never had a childhood and probably have parents that hate you. They also have sexy actors and actresses who can sing well.

Seacat from Teen Beach Movie is my daddy. 🤭

by Octopus Hotdog May 12, 2020

Northern Beaches

AKA "Gods Country" Australias Heaven

The best place in Sydney and let alone Australia. Best beaches in the world.
Once you live in the Northern beches you cant move away.

Sydneys Northern Beaches was voted the best place for people aged 18-24 in Australia!

by NBB12 May 2, 2006

Beaching a turd

To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.

So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.

by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008