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Row A Boat

The act of jacking two guys off at the same time.
I told her that she should row a boat for Jeff and I. She did. It was awesome!

There were three guys on a business trip in a hotel room with one bed. In the morning, the man on the left said the he had dreamt about getting a hand job; the man on the right said that he also had; the man in the middle said that he had dreamt that he was rowing a boat.
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Rockin' The Bloat

The act of eating way too much at dinner and yet still going out in public, all the while feeling pudgy, swollen, bloated and/or fat.
We ate a huge dinner at that Italian place. We could barely move we were so stuffed. But it was her birthday so we all agreed we'd just go rockin' the bloat.
by brooklynbri May 1, 2010
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Quadruple Jet Boat

The act of putting two women next to each other and motorboating between the innermost breasts while fondling the outermost breasts. It is called this because a jet boat is far superior to a motorboat and there are four breasts involved.
Josh did a Quadruple Jet Boat with those two hot chicks he took home from the bar last night.
by ChazWski March 27, 2015
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Mexican banana boat ride

Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation
While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.
by napajoe December 6, 2017
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Shut your boat

by Super959 June 9, 2018
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Drove my boat

Why you walking funny today?

"That's cuz I'm sore as a mutherfucker, I drove my boat for 3hours solid last night"
by Jsd999 June 22, 2018
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Threw a boat

By definition a "boat" is a term to describe a maritime vessel to transport cargo and people. In the stock world when you "throw a boat" at a trade you are in essence placing a stock trade in the magnitude of a normal persons yearly salary. To describe the magnitude of a trade, a person could name a type of boat to indicate the actual size of a trade.
Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw a boat at it
Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw an aircraft carrier at it
Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw a fleet at it
by TPT Chu November 17, 2018
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