Why are you looking at this? 

When your friends catch you with downloaded ginger midget porn on your computer.

Person 1: Pardon me kind sir, would you be as kind as to allow me to use your computer? My laptop crashed a couple days ago and I need to watch my daily dose of porn.

Person 2: Uh...Yeah... Just don't click on the folder that says Private Porn.

Person 1: As you command, my good man. (instantly clicks on Private Porn folder) (clicks on the video file)

Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ THE HELL IS THIS BRO HOLY FUCKBERRIES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS? FUCK THIS STUFF SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

Person 2: Aw crap... Well... At least now I can go define this on urbandictionary now.

Person 1: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

Why are you looking at this? by FondleMyDongle June 30, 2015

drop a chad off at the pool 

Taking a shit in a public pool.

Jabroni 1: "Hey, wanna go to the pool real quick?"
Jabroni 2: "We don't have any swimsuits though."
Jabroni 1: "What? I just wanna drop a chad off at the pool."

drop a chad off at the pool by NumberOneJabroni June 19, 2017

That one dude who took my subway at train station 

That damn son of a b#tch he will fu#@ing pay for this damn yooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well That one dude who took my subway at train station will f@cking pay

That one dude who took my subway at train station by Dizzlenuts April 21, 2018

scream helplessly at the sky 

A public behavioral display of dissatisfaction in result of not getting your way or losing. Known to most mature, logical adults as a temper tantrum. This behavior is typically performed by spoiled toddlers, screaming helplessly at the sky has more recently been recognized in toddler-like adults suffering from Myrectis Hurtsaloticus Syndrome.

WARNING: Screaming helplessly at the sky (individually or in large groups) may cause uncontrollable laughter in reasonable adults and confusion in toddlers.

What do you mean Donald Trump won the election? That's impossible because I voted for Hillary! What's an electoral college? He's not my president! I feel so helpless. I know, I'll scream helplessly at the sky until I feel better.

scream helplessly at the sky by Dr. Sheepdog February 1, 2020

just another day at the office 

Used in a situation where you haven't done anything cool or unique, and your day was as boring as ever; but it also can be used in awesome situations, like when your buddy Person 1 sees you parachuting off of the 2nd floor.

TL;DR: Synonymous with "same shit, different day".

Person 1: So, how was your day?
Person 2: Just another day at the office.

Sam: Jesus, they worked you over good. You all right?
Nathan: Just another day at the office.

just another day at the office by Xzaratherg November 19, 2020

Falling asleep at the wheel 

When a hamster finds themselves really tuckered out, after all that cardio. And doesn't want to move from the wheel before taking a nap.

Man. Moo Moo sure has been falling asleep at the wheel a lot lately. I wonder how much he'd hate me if I poked his little belly right now.

Falling asleep at the wheel by Olive989 March 3, 2023

Panic! At The Disco 

Panic! At The Disco (P!ATD) formed in 2004, in Los Angles, California. P!ATD started with lead singer and songwriter, Brendon Urie, vocals, lead guitarist, and songwriter, George Ryan Ross III, drummer, Spencer Smith, and bassist, keyboardist, backing vocalist, and songwriter, Dallon Weekes. The band released 2 albums, A Fever Can't Sweat You Out and Pretty. Odd., before Ryan and Dallon left in 2009. They left because they felt like their music was drifting apart from Brendon and Spencer's music. Then, they released Vices and Virtues. Spencer unfortunately left the band after fighting a drug addiction. Since then, Brendon released Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die, and Death of a Bachelor. He is working on his new album, Pray For The Wicked. Brendon is currently to last original member of P!ATD. Brendon was also apart of Fall Out Boy: Drunk History, also many other cameos.

Rachel: OMG!!!! WHO IS THAT SING SO BEAUTIFULLY?!?!?
Andrew: That's Panic! At The Disco, or Brendon Urie. Pre-order Pray For The Wicked on ITunes btw.

Panic! At The Disco by erinr312 May 26, 2018