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Marv Albert

This is when you're sodomizing your partner during the throes of passion, then bitting them no less than "15" times on their back and or body. Once you get off, you then force them to perform oral sex on you!
I can't wait to get this skank home and "Marv Albert" her!
by Snoogy Snoogerson November 27, 2010
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Alberto Del Rio

Some Spanish guy from WWE who keeps bitching about his "destiny". Says it's to be WWE champion, but he's already been champ twice, and both reigns only lasted like a month anyways. He's also rich as hell, and he even has his own ring announcer. Well known for telling us his name every week and saying we already knew it.
Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to become WWE champion!

John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*
by ThatJerkOverThere January 2, 2012
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Albert

N. Slang. An unexpectantly large penis on an otherwise unattractive man. Term most likely originated from the handsome Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. Not to be confused with the male genital piercing Prince Albert, though the origin is probably related.
"I was surprised, he was short, fat and bald but whipped out an Albert."
by RandomThought November 28, 2009
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ALBERT

Fat fuck that has cancer and laughs at poor kids even tho he is ugly as fuck
Albert is Cancer
Cancer is Albert
by BigNegro42069 May 25, 2020
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princess alberta

A clit piercing, derived from the slang term for a penile piercing- prince albert.
by Marcus Agalon April 30, 2006
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Albertina

Quiet and sweet, but can be a total bitch when neccessary, a great singer and performer
protects her friends, is known to answer to albert occasionally on occasions
hey girrll you lookin albertina today
by just a chick im called November 15, 2011
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Dirty Albert

when a dude cuts a hole in a teddy bear and there after cuddles white set bear and gives it kisses
You: i slept grat last night!
Dude: wow did u pull a dirty Albert?
by Antondenfede May 10, 2021
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