Help me get the Burger Off

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off

by Propriety January 12, 2022

off your ends

You're a bit crazy.

"Did you just punch that person's tit?"

"yep"

"you're off your ends, bruv"

by TdawgMillionaire July 2, 2018

Zonk Off

to masturbate.

often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.

"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."

by Curse of Three June 3, 2025

Far Off

Could also be used as Fuck off

"i do what I want, far off"

by bangwhochan August 9, 2025

Vienna Top-off

When you're jacking off and you can't finish so you call in a homie to finish you off.

Yesterday I was jacking off in my room, and I couldn't finish until I had John give me a Vienna Top-off

by DavQ November 9, 2021

Take the pants off the cat

A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to

"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"

by Jukebox Jeremy March 21, 2025

Slip Off

Foot job involving a woman wearing slippers.

Sarah gave me a slip off last night.

by IAmRoot October 9, 2019